Screw the obvious jokes. Screw my 500 word quota. It has been reported here, here and here that Tetris the movie is real and attempts to be epic. I checked the calendar and it is not April first. I’m done. I’m out. I’ll see you in hell.
Here is a fake movie trailer by Black20 Studios. I’m gone.
Again. Fake trailer. Real movie. Just Google it.
The Jaded Gamer
PS. I’m shocked Uwe Boll is not behind this.
PPS. I want to be optimist but if I were to make a list of “dumbest game to movie adaptations you’d be an idiot to produce.” I’d put Tetris on that list.